These are the actual rules

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 
5th RULE: One fight at a time. 
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.